exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She needs sedatives and a leash
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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