why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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