Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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