Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
