i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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