my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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