the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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