butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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