I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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