if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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