You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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