I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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