..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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