The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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