Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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