I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
