I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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