coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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