i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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