Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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