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Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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