so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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