We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
one might say we're banned from that church
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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