this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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