I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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