Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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