no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
No subtext here. People are naked.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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