Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Watching her eat just hurts me
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You can't just leave with hair like that
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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