Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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