I wanna bring you to show and tell
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
