sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
