She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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