I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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