If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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