I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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