were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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