Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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