you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
