coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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