Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I need a beard to bite.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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