You're my little dorito
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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