I just saw a hot homeless man
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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