what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Pants are for mortals
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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