if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
This is classic penis vs brain.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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