They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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