so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
