I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
wow bdsm is so cute
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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