Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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