I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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