I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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