spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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