problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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