READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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