I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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