It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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