It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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