All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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